Sunday, April 30, 2006

at least we don't have to register to vote...

It's midterm in the balloting and the Washington Post is sizing up the field of contenders, each with a Washington equivalent:

Paris = Secretary of State Condi Rice
Chris = Federal Reserve Chair Ben Bernanke
Katharine = Rep. Katherine Harris
Elliott = White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten
Taylor = Former President Bill Clinton

One's too perfect for the top job, one speaks in tongues we don't understand but we don't care. One we don't hear because we're too busy being mesmerized. One we have a crush on and wonder where he's been all of our lives.

And one has a destiny.

Very clever and worth the read.


Blogger JR said...

Since "Slick Willie" has left office and the glare of the lime-light...ever wonder how many "indescretions" he's had now that nobody cares?

Roll on Taylor Hicks, roll on!!!

Great article Jennifer. Thanks for bringing to the blog. You really do a wonderful job.

JR (DrillerAA)

4:33 PM, April 30, 2006  
Blogger laura said...

If I was McPhee, I would be way offended by the comparison! Katherine Harris is so gross!

1:52 PM, May 01, 2006  
Blogger jennifer said...

At least Harris is not as gross as she was in 2000. At least I don't think so. She's finally learned the less is more makeup and hairspray lesson. Well, okay, she got a C-.

1:57 PM, May 01, 2006  
Blogger laura said...

C-? thats pretty generous :)

Her local offices are (unfortunately) within walking distance of my apartment, but fortunately I haven't run into her yet. I think i would be scared shitless if i saw her in person. She has some serious overindulgance-in-botox issues.

4:51 PM, May 02, 2006  

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